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Personal Media Tower
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This luxurious state-of-the-art tower is all anyone should ever need to get by in life. And with the help of the latest in alien teleportation technology, you can take it with you straight to an alternate locale like the infamous Distortion Dimension.
This particular model comes equipped with all the latest in state-of-the-art amenities and mod-cons, and features the latest video editing package to hit the market, the "TDVS" Music Video Sequencer.
On the bottom floor, you will find the engine room, where you must periodically go to add Acme Power Fuel Rods to keep the tower functional. This is also where the door to the dangerous outside world is, should you ever feel the urge to leave.
On the second floor, you will find the kitchen. It comes equipped with a Food Goo Processor that makes hundreds of different kinds of sandwiches and burgers at the click of a button or two. It also features a Drink Bar that can mix up just about any kind of drink you could imagine.
On the third floor, you will find your cozy bedroom. It features a luxurious king sized bed to help you get to dreamland after hours of hard work and play. It also has loads of books on the shelves to help you pass the time and learn a little in the process. And in this model, a collector's edition crystal ball is featured to help you get a glimpse of some of your potential futures as well as a hint or two about what you might be able to do to steer it in the right direction.
On the top floor you will find your TDVS work station, as well as a Data Brick Video Phone to help you contact TV Producers and suppliers of everything from Food Goo and Clips of Models to Guitars and Video Supplies. And when you need a break, there is the interdimensional Radio Aquarium that can entertain you for hours with radio shows, news, rock and roll, and loads of crass commercials.
And of course, as part of the package deal, there is an Elevator Command Chair and a Guitar Case thrown in to help you get you and your personal belongings around.
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